Most embarrassing moment..
Amanda at Shamelessly Sassy offered up a challenge (and a contest, if money interests you..) to tell about your most embarrassing moment. Here’s one of mine:
Many years ago (alright, not THAT many) I was thin. A thin me equals a small chested me. I always wanted some tits, but didn’t want to spend money on breast augmentation. I was also single. I also liked to party. And meet men..
Well I went out and bought me some boobies. Yes, I know what I just said..not surgery. I got some falsies. They were so soft, made out of silicone & really natural looking. I was a cup size larger & thought I was so hot. I started wearing them all the time, but especially when going out to the clubs.
One night at a club, my friends and I were all drinking and dancing (of course!). I met this hot guy & everyone was having a great time. One minute I was dancing and smiling coyly, and the next I was grabbing at my lopsided chest and scanning the dancefloor for my lost enhancement. Aha, I saw it! But it would be so obvious if I picked it up(like me covering my cleavage wasn’t), so I kicked it with my expensive fuck me heel. It sort of rolled – in the wrong direction- towards the guy I was dancing with and hit his foot. He looked down and I bolted for the bathroom. I ditched the remaining twin in the trash, told a girlfriend I was feeling sick & needed to leave. She had to go gather the others in the group we were with, while I hid out in the ladies’ room.
I swear my face stayed bright red for days! I don’t know who else saw what happened, but I’m sure people at least noticed my abrupt change in bustiness. Not to mention my strange sudden affinity for baggy shirts. They probably all suspected I was preggie.
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March 20, 2008 at 8:33 pm
That sounds exactly like something that WOULD happen to me. I would nave probably used some crazy tape or something JUST TO BE SURE. Haha. Or the ones where it’s built into the bras!
March 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
You said. All kinds of. Bad. Words.
March 21, 2008 at 12:20 am
This blog is so going to be my new favorite! You know I love your comments so much but I’ve always felt a little out of place commenting on yours (even though I read them all) – I think I’m the only dude who reads “the Niceties” sometimes
I look forward to vulgarity and such 
March 20, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I so have to figure out how the hell to use wordpress! I don’t want to moderate comments!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thanks to my first 2 readers..
Ashley & Jason, you rock! Not sure how to spread the word.. this whole alter ego thing is screwing up my blogsurfing…
Hope I can get it all sorted out.
March 21, 2008 at 9:12 am
Nissa… I am on the flooring belly laughing.. that was hysterical.. back in the day I bought those chicken cutlets thingys..LOL I can’t even imagine how embarassed you were.. Love the new blog!
March 21, 2008 at 11:37 am
hahaha. So funny! Thanks for entering!!
April 20, 2009 at 11:04 pm
One day after I work I came home. Im a nurse I was removing my scrubs when my daughters new boyfrind decided to go to the bathroom. I didnt know he was downstairs and left the bedroom door wide open.
So there he is spying on me undressing and waited till I had just removed my panties before clearing his throat. I turned around and was face to face bare naked in front of a 17 year old! I stood there caught like a deer in headlights for a breif second trying to take it all in before cluthing my nakedness. He just walked away and I heard him mutter “awesome” I was so embarrassed I couldnt face him or look him in the eyes when I dressed and walked down to the basement. My daughter never knew a thing.