I know you don’t like my shows, but…
Last night was reality night. I am addicted to reality tv. Michael usually stays in the office on the computer while I watch an hour of American Idol or Big Brother. Last night, I saw BB was on, so I of course watched the eviction(usually I wait till the next day to watch, as it is important I watch my other shows for the upcoming recap with my bro). Anyway..I forgot The Moment of Truth also came on before American Idol, so I watched AI, and then was turning on Moment of Truth. (yes, we’re talking 3 hours of shit.)
As I’m turning on the last show, Michael comes out & asks if any new Law & Order was recorded. I looked and told him no. I asked if he’d like to come out & sit with me on the sofa(“you can use my laptop while I watch”). He just walked away. ‘Screw you’, I thought.
About 3 mins into this show I get up to go pee. As I’m passing by the office, I see Porn on the computer! What the fuckity fuck??? He notices me & quickly closes the window. I get out of the bathroom, shout “If you’re done jerking off in there, fine, come pick a show to watch!”
I stewed the rest of the evening. He kept offering me a sinus rub ( I have a sinus infection- yuck), and I poutily declined. I mean, I’m by no means conservative. I think pornography is fun. I enjoy a good movie with my hubby(except the ones with girls that spit and gag on cock- that is such a turnoff) TMI? Probably, but just so you realize I’m not a total freak. So, as I was saying, perhaps I shouldn’t have been mad, but this is a guy who’s told me he hasn’t masturbated since he met me, and told me he never watches porn without me. He knows I do & is cool with it (cuz it means he’s off the hook some days). If the situation was reversed, and I was one of those chicks who didn’t put out all the time, I could understand him watching dirty movies alone, but I’m not- so it just made me feel insecure & unattractive.(especially after that dream last week!!)
He apologized later & did his best to make it up to me. Am I being too harsh? What are your thoughts on this? Are you cool with your spouse/significant other watching porn? Do you do it without your significant other?
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March 27, 2008 at 10:56 am
I think it’s time you load up your trunk with those toy guns (w/tips painted black)…per my suggestion after HIS dream. PERFECT. Throw in some credit card envelopes if you want, too. Bwahahahah. Or you could type yourself out a whole bunch of letters *from* credit card places saying you were just accepted for 15,000 ccs…and throw those around the house. Hide one under the couch cushion, *hide* one in the bathroom trash…you know…stupid places. Wait, how mad are you again? lol
Porn. Oh the joys. I have this very strong “no secrets” thing for my marriage. So, if he does it in secret, I’m infuriated. And, we’ve had lots of issues with this. If I know he’s doing it, I care less. Sometimes we even watch it together if it’s not too retarded. And, I HATE the gagging thing. And where they slap their own faces with it. WTF? Or where they get all giggly b/c the dude just did it all over her face. Seriously. Although that’s like ALL porn movies…but those parts I either groan or try to hide a giggle because it’s STUPID.
March 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
I think you’re right about the whole secrecy thing, Ashley. It wouldn’t be bad, if he were honest about it.
I think you’re right about the guns & credit cards.. That would give him a taste of his own medicine! Ha!
March 27, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“a guy who’s told me he hasn’t masturbated since he met me, and told me he never watches porn without me” <– Sounds like he was being polite and conservative at some point and never bothered to own up. He probably poops too but you didn’t hear it from me.
Unless you can be every fetish (you can’t) then porn is just a supplement. It’s also like practice for the big game. I bet he’s not a “hair trigger” guy in the sack – because he practices. When guys stop pleasuring themselves they turn into uncontrollable horn-balls that pop like a bottle of champagne at the slightest stimulation.
I do, the wife does and sometimes we watch together.
March 27, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Thanks for the perspective, Jason. I guess I just shouldn’t be bothered about it. Just wish he were honest about it.
Oh no! He poops?! That’s a deal breaker!