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Posted in Uncategorized on March 29, 2008 by darlinnikkiAmanda, this one’s for you!
Posted in Uncategorized with tags freak is wearing my undies, stolen panties on March 28, 2008 by darlinnikkiAfter reading about your nasty panty thieves, I was inspired to tell you this. Hope it helps.
When my family moved to D.C. in the early 90’s, my parents started traveling more and leaving me (at 19 or 20) and my brother (15 or 16) at home. Naturally we had parties, people drank, smoked tobacco & pot in the basement & we all had some harmless fun.
Well, after ditching college for the 2nd time, I decided to join the Navy. My parents kept my room for when I’d be able to come home(not often! I think I made it home twice in my Naval Career)and I obviously couldn’t take many clothes with me, so they stayed behind, too.
Fast forward several years later- back at home and working in the real world. My lil bro, sweet guy that he is, decided to tell me about one party he had soon after I had left for Great Mistakes, Il. Oh it was wild. One of his friends (not so amazingly called ‘Bad J.’ as opposed to is other friend the ‘Good J.’ ) decided to take his girlfriend up to my room. Ewwwwww…
I wondered if the bed linens were washed before I slept on them again. Double Ewwwwww.
Then he tells me that freaky Bad J. fessed up that he also wore my underwear!!!!!!!!! *gag* I don’t exactly know what kind of thing that was about, nor do I want to know, but he PUT THEM BACK in my drawer after wearing them!!!!! I had no clue which ones, and chances are I’d worn them since. I still get nauseated thinking about it now, and that was many years ago.
The moral of this story is, that there are worse things than having your underwear stolen. I wish mine were.
And obviously, if they turn up, wash them many times or else just trash em & buy some new ones!
Dreams, Bachelor Parties & Deja Vu
Posted in Uncategorized with tags bachelor party, deja vu, dreams, nightmares, stockpiling weapons and credit cards on March 24, 2008 by darlinnikkiDo you ever get those dreams where you wake up pissed off at your spouse/significant other? Like they really did the terrible things you concocted in your subconscious mind? Michael & I each had one of those this past week.
He wakes me up at god knows what hour to tell me about the bad dream he had. Apparently I became paranoid about the government or something, and started buying guns. I don’t know if it was Waco-ish or what, but it scared the shit out of him. Or maybe it was the 2nd part, where I opened up a ton of new credit cards. Doesn’t sound that frightening to me, but whatever.
He’s got a Bachelor party for one of his best friends next weekend. So I dreamed he went to this sex club where they let you watch people..only he decided to join in. My intuition must have kicked in, because I showed up to drag his ass home, but he wouldn’t leave. I woke up livid. I didn’t tell him about my dream- I had calmed down by the time he woke up (You see, I’m FAR more considerate when I have a nightmare!)
So the other night, we’re sitting in front of the tv, wishing there was something decent to watch, and Michael mentions that he got an e-mail from one of the other groomsmen, trying to figure out what they’re doing for the Bachelor Party. Their plans so far consisted of Hooters followed by barhopping. Kinda lame, but definitely tame & good for married men. 🙂 This guy suggested that they should go to a strip club. A really Skanky one. I’m not saying we have a lot of classy ‘exotic dance establishments’ in the ATL, but this one is plain nasty. I really wouldn’t be surprised if the people do fuck back in the VIP room of this place. So I blurt out “You know you’re not allowed to go to any titty bars without me!” He responds with “Well I’m sure I could sneak you in.” I realized I was overreacting, but told him he’d better go to one of the ones I approve of, where the girls are more unapproachable & don’t look like they’d give a blowjob for 5 bucks.
The next day, I’m going through the mail. Michael walks in to take his (the bills! ha!), and sees a fat envelope from Nordstroms. He feels the envelope and his eyes widen as he feels the card in there. I could see his brain working.. I quickly say “Remember, honey, I TOLD you I got that one! I had to buy a dress for so&so’s wedding and I get $20 back for every $100 I spend with it!” I pull out the other envelope with my rewards certificate. I see the pulse in his neck slow down, as he, too realizes he was reacting from his dream. At least I didn’t buy a gun with it. I will, though if he goes to that disease ridden strip club.
I look at all the lonely people…
Posted in Uncategorized with tags fun with myspace losers, get some better pick up lines on March 20, 2008 by darlinnikkiA cool and funny blogger friend, Maria recently did a post
showing some of the weird myspace messages she gets sent. I found I still had a couple in my inbox, so thought I’d share, too.
Title: What a beautiful lady you are Nikki
“Hi, my name is Dimitri, I am a Greek-American, living in MY AREA. I am recently divorced, father of 4 boys, (yes I do not know how to make girls… lol)
Saw your profile and I thought of sending you a message. Are you single?
kisses on your forehead 🙂
Dimitri”
Dimitri, I’m glad you feel having 4 boys shows how virile you are. Do you actually raise them, or are you too busy trying to find chicks on myspace? Do you have a job & pay child support? You know, MY AREA has strong penalties against deadbeat dads.
And, no, I’m not single; I state that I am happily married about 50 times, numbnuts, just so assholes like you won’t hit on me.
knees to your groin,
Nikki
Title: Hi
“you sound nice and real unlike a lot of women on here…….…I am new to myspace and thought this would be a good way to find someone looking for the same as I was.
i am Italian/Spanish, 6’2, tanned olive skin, dark hair, live in MY AREA, have a great sense of humor, own my business and ideally ( life is not ideal, but it never hurts to try……lol ) looking for one friend, fun and intimacy. Been too busy working and travelling all over in and outside the US for the past 2 yrs ………..if you are looking for the same then we can talk/chat first and see how it goes.
My email is I WON”T BE THAT MEAN AND POST IT@msn.com and if you have yahoo IM then you can message me at LOSER.
looking forward
alan”
No, Alan, like most women on here I am a mean bitch. You’re right, though, I am real. So I’m not going to sugar coat this. You’re sad and pathetic. If girls in the real world don’t find you attractive or remotely interesting, pretending to be something you’re not online isn’t going to help. Sure, you might get a little cybersex until the girl figures it out, but shit, I hear the porn sites are all running specials. You don’t even have to bother with the lying and exaggerating on there.
Goodluck & get lost,
Nikki
Title: No Subject
“Hello Miss Lady,
How are you doing? I hope all is well. I would love to get to know you if that is possible? My name is Horatio but my friends call me “Q”. I have been back in MY AREA for almost a year now. I move from New Orleans “Before the Katrina”. If you cool with getting to know me you could give me a call or IM me on Yahoo. My user name is Q SUMTHINSUMTHIN@yahoo.com
If you are cool with us getting to know each other..hit me back if not I still respect your wishes.. It was truly a pleasure getting to know you.
Thanks…..Hopefully I will talk to you soon…
Q “
Q,
Is Horatio too difficult for your friends to say? Or are you upset your mom gave you a lame name? Glad you made it out before the storm but the only way I’d hit you back is with a very large bat.
Wow, that’s some talent you have; getting to know me while you do all the talking/writing. Very impressive. I guess there’s really no reason for us to communicate ever again, is there?!
You’re welcome,
Nikki
That’s all I could dig up. It’s no wonder Myspace gets a bad rap.
Ain’t I a darlin’?
Posted in Uncategorized with tags hello wordpress, mommyblogger turned womanblogger, vent on March 19, 2008 by darlinnikkiI’ve never used WordPress before, but going to give it a whirl. Basically just need a place to vent & not have have to watch my words. If you want to peep in, feel free. I can’t guarantee it’ll always be pretty, but it’ll always be real.